{"id":415,"date":"2007-11-23T19:18:55","date_gmt":"2007-11-23T23:18:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.irawagler.com\/?p=415"},"modified":"2013-08-30T07:30:31","modified_gmt":"2013-08-30T11:30:31","slug":"a-different-shade-of-blue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.irawagler.com\/?p=415","title":{"rendered":"A Different Shade of Blue"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\u201cBlue color is everlastingly appointed by
\nthe Deity to be a source of delight.\u201d
\n—John Ruskin
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It wasn\u2019t the most logical thing I\u2019ve ever done. Certainly not the most necessary. But it was something I have considered for some time. And decided to do, for the first time ever, in my forty-six years. <\/p>\n

I bought a new truck. A 2007 Dodge 1500. With a Hemi. Brand new. Fully loaded. With a sun roof. And a sliding rear window that opens with the push of a button. The color: a bold Electric Blue.<\/p>\n

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\nMy truck has seen more rain than sunshine.
\nHopefully not a harbinger of things to come.<\/p>\n

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As many of you know, I had made an attempt for a Dodge earlier this year at the New Holland Dodge dealer. And how it went with young Adam, the high-pressured salesman from Philly. This time, events began to unfold when I saw a sales extra in the news-paper featuring various dealers with end-of-the-year specials. I glanced at it. Lancaster Dodge, located on Manheim Pike, had some pretty hefty discounts on the new left-over 2007 models. So I called one day.<\/p>\n

The salesman\u2019s name was John, and he claimed they still had half a dozen models in stock. An hour later I was there. John met me. An older guy with graying hair, with a pronounced New Yawk accent, he was the exact opposite of Adam. Laid back. A bit gruff. Not very talkative. But friendly and helpful. He reeked of cigarettes and coughed with a smoker\u2019s hack. He showed me the remaining 2007s. All extended cabs. A bright red one. A black one. Two silver ones. Two blue ones. All almost exactly alike, except for minor details. <\/p>\n

I tried to act suave and disinterested. I could take it or leave it. I didn\u2019t have to buy. I owned my 2004 Chevy HD 2500, free and clear. It was a good truck. If I can\u2019t get a good deal, I\u2019ll run my truck until it won\u2019t run, I told John. It should last another 100,000 miles. He smiled and looked wise and thoughtful. And remained quiet, as I convinced myself to buy a new one. <\/p>\n

I closely checked out two of the new trucks. The red one was out. Too loud. Not me. The black one was too, well, Black Bumperish. Or too Amish. But the silver and blue trucks beckoned. Almost exactly alike, except for one detail. The one blue truck had a remote start system. The remote start button was installed right on the key head. John showed me how it works. Just press the button twice, quickly. The truck lights blink twice, then suddenly the motor fires up with a powerful growl. John emphasized the fact that if anyone would get into the truck somehow, after it was remote-started, it was theft-proof. If you so much as touched the brakes or any other controls without inserting the key, the truck would instantly shut down. I was impressed. <\/p>\n

John and I sat down in his office to negotiate. I told him what I would spend. He took notes. Then he disappeared, like they all do, into the mysterious office of the \u201cfinancial officer\u201d to see what they could do. He returned with figures that didn\u2019t quite match what I offered. I growled and grumbled. John smiled genially and commented in his New Yawk accent. The truck was on sale at more than a twenty-five percent discount already. There wasn\u2019t too much there to adjust, he insisted. We walked out to look at the trucks again. By this time, I focused exclusively on the blue one. I sat in it. Started it up. Again. John pointed out all the little extras, including the sun roof (which I don\u2019t really consider an extra). It also had one other small detail the others didn\u2019t: free Sirius satellite radio for one year. <\/p>\n

We returned to his office. I asked how soon they could have the bed liner and the \u201cnerf bar\u201d side steps installed on the truck. But not a tarp cover for the the truck bed. I don’t think tarp covers look manly. Plus, they are actually unhandy. By Monday, he said. I looked out the window at the truck, glistening in the sunlight. I crunched the figures in my head. And made the decision.<\/p>\n

\u201cDraw up the paperwork,\u201d I said. John smiled a friendly smile and discreetly coughed his smoker\u2019s hack.<\/p>\n

Why did I do it? It\u2019s so unlike me, to go do something like that. Just like that. Several reasons. And the decision wasn\u2019t as impulsive as it sounds. I had been contemplating it seriously for a long time. <\/p>\n

I bought the Chevy 2500 in late February-early March, just weeks after we returned from the Florida Nightmare. It was an outstanding truck, and I got it for an outstanding price. I liked it, except for its atrocious gas mileage. But somehow, while driving it, I was always reminded of those awful, frantic horrible days, days of darkness, stress and foreboding. Days before the dreadful truth emerged from the depths. Days when two families, or parts of them, still clung to a shred of hope that did not exist and had long since fled. The truck was tainted in my mind. And by late summer, I had pretty well decided that, one way or another, sooner rather than later, the truck would have to go. Too much negative baggage. <\/p>\n

So that\u2019s why I did it. And because I wanted to. And could.<\/p>\n

I picked up my truck the following Monday after work. I signed all the documents and politely declined all the extra warranties and undercoating options the financial officer presented to me. Then John took me to the truck, gleaming with chrome step side bars and a new bed liner. He showed me all the digital controls and how to work them. We shook hands and thanked each other. I drove proudly off the lot and into the future. Long live Electric Blue. <\/p>\n

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\nBlue jeans, Blue truck
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On Thanksgiving Day, we enjoyed a few hours of sunlight between incessant rain showers. I spent part of the day at Steves and enjoyed a fantastic and bountiful feast. Turkey and all the trimmings. Wilma\u2019s brother and family, Rudy Yutzys from Brook-field, MO, were in for the holiday. <\/p>\n

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\nA bountiful feast, Thanksgiving at Steves<\/p>\n

Rudy and I go way back. I first met him in 1976, when we moved to Bloomfield, Iowa. I was fifteen years old. We shared many adventures as young, restless teenagers. And got into various degrees of trouble together, along with our other buddies. He was one of the “infamous six” young sixteen to eighteen year-olds who left for Nebraska to work as cowboys and ranch hands back in 1979, about which I will write in more detail one day. Those were wild and reckless times. I remember at one point he had the fastest horse in the community, a great giant of a beast, that no one could beat. We did a lot of buggy drag-racing on the way home from the singings on those long-ago Sunday nights. <\/p>\n

It was good to see him and his family again, and catch up on old times. <\/p>\n

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\n“Your time is short, Turkey.” Rudy and Marietta<\/p>\n

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\nRudy and Ira<\/p>\n

I am not an art connoisseur, although I do know and respect a few local artists. Much of the stuff displayed as modern art makes absolutely no sense to me. Or to anyone else either, I suspect. The drivel published as art criticism today often consists of nothing more than incomprehensible gibberish. Which makes it all the more remark-able that when I paged through a book of art at the Barnes and Noble Bargain Counter recently, I was so impressed that I did something I\u2019ve never done before. I shelled out fifteen bucks for it. <\/p>\n

The artist, Jack Vettriano, was born in Scotland. He is self-taught. And extremely popular, it turns out. The book title: \u201cLovers and Other Strangers.\u201d His characters step out in scenes straight from the 1940s and 1950s. All the men wear suits and ties and often hats, even on the beach. They have greasy swept-back hair. The women are dressed for a night out. The men look mildly menacing, the women unapproachable. Everyone smokes or drinks, or both. Gloriously refreshing, that. I\u2019m not sure if I\u2019m breaking copyright laws here, but I’ve posted a few of my favorites. Prints and framed copies are widely available. Google his name for pricing.<\/p>\n

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\n“Dance Me to the End of Love”<\/p>\n

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\n“Contemplation of Betrayal”<\/p>\n

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\n“Seaside Sharks”<\/p>\n

The Patriots continue their destructive swath through the NFL, demolishing opponents ruthlessly and efficiently. I will actually be cheering for the Eagles this Sunday. The enemy of my enemy is my friend, and all that. My only hope now is that someone, maybe one of the thug Eagles, will break both of Brady\u2019s legs. As a law school classmate (and a thug Eagle fan) used to holler during football games, \u201cHit him! I wanna see bone sticking out of that leg!\u201d At this desperate point, I\u2019d gladly settle for one broken leg. Evil, evil runs amok. If the Patriots continue performing at current levels, I will probably not even bother watching the Super Bowl, for the first time in twenty years. <\/p>\n

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\n“Darth Vader” Belichick plotting his evil course<\/p>\n

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