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“C’est La Vie, C’est La Vie – That’s just the way it goes (That’s life).” <\/p>\n

—Robbie Nevil, lyrics: C’est La Vie
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I thought about it a few weeks ago, when I wrote it. That maybe I shouldn\u2019t brag. Shouldn\u2019t litter my blog with vain boastings. But I went ahead and did anyway. Now there’s plenty of time to repent at leisure.<\/p>\n

Two facts used to be true. One: I hate cities. All cities, big or small. Two: I\u2019ve never ever, ever been issued a ticket for any traffic violation. Of any kind. Never. It was a matter of some pride to me. Well, actually, a lot of pride.<\/p>\n

Of those two facts, one still remains true: I hate cities. All cities.<\/p>\n

It all started innocently enough last week. Thursday, it was. I had scheduled a day of continuing legal education. The annual requirement that I attend X amount of hours of legal classes, to maintain my law license. This one was in Harrisburg. Downtown. In the Harrisburg Hilton Hotel. <\/p>\n

No problem, really. Harrisburg is a small city. Many would consider it not a city at all. I’d been downtown before, just not recently. That morning, I slipped in and parked in a large parking garage for the day. Went to the class and hung out with about eighty equally bored attorneys. Listening to a passel of state bureaucrats droning on and on about bidding on state building contracts. At least they served a decent lunch. <\/p>\n

The afternoon inched on, and at last it was over. Free to go, shortly after four. I walked back to the garage, boarded Big Blue and paid my parking fee. Then turned left around the block and left again, on one-way streets and out of town. <\/p>\n

I reached the light where I needed to make a last left onto my road out. A sign up at the light firmly proclaimed, NO LEFT TURN. No left turn? I couldn’t turn right, it was one-way. I had to turn left, or cross the bridge over the Susquehanna and beyond. I’d probably never find my way back. Wander forever, lost in the savage wilderness. Traffic was sparse. So just before the light turned red, I swung Big Blue to the left and stepped on it. Breathed freely. I was on my way out of the wicked city.<\/p>\n

It was a trap. And just like that, he was on my heels, like a baying Blue Tick hound. Lights flashing, siren yawping. A cop. He’d been waiting. And he had me. Boy, did he ever have me. <\/p>\n

I remained amazingly calm, as I stopped, right on the busy highway. No shoulder. As the cop emerged from his flashing chariot, I reminded myself of my own advice to my readers a few weeks back. He walked up to Big Blue’s window. Medium height. Fit, a bit stocky. Gray-haired, hatless, peering at me sternly. <\/p>\n

“Your license. Proof of Insurance. Registration.” He said curtly. I said nothing. Fumbled for my driver’s license and handed it to him. Reached into the glove compartment for the Insurance and Registration. Unfortunately, in the past 18 months, each time new insurance\/registration papers arrived, I just piled them all together in the envelope without removing the old ones. I had a serious jumbled mess. <\/p>\n

I handed him the Proof of Insurance. “What else do you need?” I asked. And those were my only words. For a second, I thought about explaining to him that I wasn’t familiar with the city. That I had chosen to turn left instead of crossing the river, because I didn’t know the area. That I was forty-seven years old and had never ever gotten a ticket of any kind for any violation, and couldn’t he just let me off? Just this once?<\/p>\n

But nah. It wouldn’t do any good. He was out to generate revenue for the city. He had me, dead to rights. Something told me he would savor and enjoy such desperate pleas. And I darn sure wasn’t going to beg any favors from the law. So I said nothing. <\/p>\n

He stood there and I sifted through my papers until I found the proper document. And sifted and shuffled. For at least two minutes. I said nothing. He said nothing. I finally handed over the Registration. Still said nothing. <\/p>\n

Discomfited by my silence, he finally spoke. “I stopped you because you didn’t obey the traffic sign,” he said querulously. I said nothing. He walked back to his car. Sat there and sat there. Probably checking out the red check marks that appeared beside my name, on my computer records (and no, I\u2019m not paranoid).<\/p>\n

At last he emerged and walked up to me with a little yellow paper. A ticket. He handed me my license and documents, then the ticket. “Follow the directions on the back,” he said gruffly. I took everything from his hand and placed it on the seat beside me. And said nothing. Not a word. He turned and walked back to his car. I shifted Big Blue into gear and got out of there. He got into his car and popped back into the spot from where he’d waylaid me. His trap. <\/p>\n

Couldn’t blame the guy. Just doing his job. Although it was a trap. But that’s what cops do. I couldn’t do it. Ruin a guy’s day for a minor traffic offense. <\/p>\n

I glanced at the ticket. $109.50. For one illegal left turn. Now that’s tyranny. Highway robbery by the state. <\/p>\n

I got the ticket because I\u2019d bragged publicly about my perfect driving record. I\u2019m convinced of that. Things have a way of balancing out. Oh, well. It was great while it lasted. And all good things must end, and all that. An illegal turn is probably one of the most benign tickets possible. If any ticket can be benign. <\/p>\n

I bet I took the prize for being one of the least communicative traffic stops in that cop’s career. <\/p>\n

And I still hate cities.<\/p>\n

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\nA few thoughts on last week\u2019s post. It was intense, brutal to write. And draining to read. I sure couldn\u2019t produce something like that every week. Wouldn\u2019t want to. Always, after immersing myself into something at that level, it takes a few days to shake off the encroaching fog of brooding sadness that settles in. But I knew when I heard the devastating news that Monday morning that it would have to be written. For my own benefit, to work it out of my own system, if for no other reason.<\/p>\n

The angel thing dropped into my lap about mid week. And just topped off the story line. I tried not to insert myself, just narrate those particular details. Such a story could only emerge from the Amish or similar related plain groups. In my opinion, anyway. Signs and wonders are a staple of their cultural history. I make no judgment as to what was actually seen, if anything. Or if, as some believe, only the child’s eyes were opened to see what others could not see. <\/p>\n

My source was close to the event, and credible. After hearing the details, I double-verified two facts. One, that the child claimed to have seen angels. And two, that he told his mother of it before anyone knew anything of the accident. Both those things happened. It\u2019s remarkable, any way you look at it. <\/p>\n

And in its own way, it provides some solace to the grieving families. Let them grieve, let them ponder these things in their hearts, let them grasp and hold on to what small comfort they can from the ruins of this tragedy. <\/p>\n

The story surged into the Amish world and went viral Saturday night as it was read aloud on the Amish chat line (Who even knew there was such a thing?? Someone’s come a long way, baby.) to more than 900 Amish\/Plain people. A friend called me as the reading started. I got on the line and listened. It was mildly startling, to say the least, to hear my written words read aloud in a halting Dutchified voice. But the reader did an OK job, considering his audience of 900 silent listeners hanging onto every word. Afterward, they tried to figure out who wrote it. Nobody seemed to have any idea. I briefly considered identifying myself, but thought better of it. Wouldn’t want to be responsible for any heart attacks. <\/p>\n

The post got a record number of hits. Just shy of 3500. By far the highest weekly count ever. By now, I would guess there are few Amish in North America, with the possible exception of the Swartzentruber groups, who have not heard the angel story. Either from my blog or from their own sources. <\/p>\n

For the affected families, after intense shock and the rush of funerals, now comes the aftermath. Of days and weeks and months and years. Of jolting awake in the middle of the night, thinking it cannot be true, cannot have happened. Of getting up each day and realizing it was not all just a bad dream. Of facing and dealing with the new reality again and again. Of the empty places in their homes and lives that will haunt them for years. <\/p>\n

They need our prayers and the community’s support. And will for a long, long time. <\/p>\n

The boys of summer are back. Finally. Baseball has arrived. Slurp, slurp. The season opened Sunday night, when my Braves whacked the Phillies (World Champs, no less) 4-1. The Phillies managed to get their lone run in the bottom of the ninth. The Braves took two out of three, and should have swept. But lost the third game late. They will have closer troubles this year again, I fear.<\/p>\n

For a few days, at least, I could crow at work, lord it over the arrogant Phillies fans. <\/p>\n

I\u2019m no basketball fan, but this year I watched all of ten seconds of March Madness. In the championship game, I tuned in to check the score. North Carolina was blowing out poor Michigan State. So back to baseball it was. Thank goodness March Madness is over for one more year. <\/p>\n

A blessed Easter to all my readers. <\/p>\n

Welcome to the world: Alexia Magdalene Miller. Born March 28, 2009. Welcomed by Lowell, Dorothy (my niece), Kali and Hunter.<\/p>\n

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\nAlexia Magdalene Miller<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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