{"id":687,"date":"2009-11-06T19:48:58","date_gmt":"2009-11-06T23:48:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.irawagler.com\/?p=687"},"modified":"2009-11-07T10:15:06","modified_gmt":"2009-11-07T15:15:06","slug":"a-knifes-tale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.irawagler.com\/?p=687","title":{"rendered":"A Knife’s Tale…"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\u2026and find then in our hands some object, like this, real and
\npalpable, some gift out of the lost land and the unknown world,
\nas token that it was no dream \u2013 that we have really been there.
\nAnd there is no more to say…<\/p>\n

—Thomas Wolfe
\n_____________<\/p>\n

I\u2019ve always had a serious weakness for a good knife. I don\u2019t know what it is. There\u2019s only so much you can do with one. A knife isn\u2019t a gun. It can only cut and slice and skin. And stab. <\/p>\n

I\u2019m not sure why the fascination. It\u2019s not like I have warrior genes or anything, what with my spotless credentials from a long line of nonresistant Anabaptist forefathers. Guess it\u2019s a guy thing. Guys love to sit around and hawk and spit and pull out and compare their knives and regale each other with grand tall tales of the blood and conquest of the hunt.<\/p>\n

I love a good knife. There\u2019s nothing quite like holding a forged blade, to feel the solid grip of the handle carved from wood or bone, the heft and balance, the cold cutting edge of razor sharp steel. I gravitate to the fixed blades, hunting knives, survival knives, and especially a well crafted Bowie. Must have a dozen or more, scattered about. Including a couple of Damascus blades. Some were moderately expensive. Funny thing is, I hardly ever use my knives, especially the more expensive ones. The higher the price, the less apt I am to use it. To me, they are a thing of beauty, to be spread out and wiped down and admired. Then packed up and stored away again.<\/p>\n

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\nSome of my Bowie knives.<\/p>\n

I don\u2019t really remember my first knife. It might have been a cast off from one of my older brothers. Or something Dad bought for me at Uncle Pete\u2019s harness shop. A cheap little multi-bladed pocket knife with faux bone, black plastic handles. And a swivel attached to one end, so as to tie it to my galluses on an old shoe string. From there, a long line of nondescript knives came and went. I remember a nice two-bladed Barlow, again with faux bone plastic handles. And later, after I could shoot, a cheap hunting knife.<\/p>\n

I treasured them all. Wish I still had some of those old originals around, but they have all disappeared in the clutter of the past. Lost, misplaced, or simply left behind as I moved from place to place. <\/p>\n

Today, my knife fever comes and goes. I buy in spurts, as the urge hits. I\u2019m not a collector, just a guy who likes a good knife. I rarely attend a gun show without picking up at least one. In August, for my birthday, I splurged on a Kit Rae Sword of the Ancients.<\/a> No particular reason to buy a sword. That\u2019s so last millennia. But I wanted one. Just because. So I bought it. It hangs in splendor on a wall inside my home. <\/p>\n

I\u2019m addicted to the Saturday Night Knife and Gun Show, a two hour affair that runs from 8 to 10 every Saturday night. I watch, fascinated, absorbing the corny down home wisdom of Mike Politoski, a rotund good old country boy who expounds at length about his products, America and Jesus. In about that order. His slogan: \u201cThe round man with the square deal.\u201d Most of his stuff is cheap junk, with a quality offering thrown in once in awhile. It\u2019s all about as southern and hick country as anything out there. More so than Nascar, even.<\/p>\n

Strangely, I rarely carry a knife anymore. But there\u2019s always one within easy reach. At my desk in the office, in my house and under Big Blue\u2019s driver\u2019s seat. <\/p>\n

As with most manly things, the knife\u2019s reputation has taken a hit in recent decades. The nanny state shrieks hysterical disapproval. And about every week or two, it seems, we read of how some pompous constipated bureaucrats suspended some poor little six year old for two months for taking his treasure to school to show his buddies. It\u2019s abominable, and it\u2019s a barometer of where we are as a society. Every boy should have a knife. And be taught how to respect it and how to use it. <\/p>\n

The old classic brands are mostly made in China now, and that\u2019s sad too. Old standbys like Buck, Schrade, Remington, Winchester, Gerber, Smith and Wesson. And countless others. Old majestic mainstays whose very names used to evoke quality. All are available now at very low prices, but the quality ain\u2019t what it used to be. The American models of those brands are worth quite a bit of money, much more than the new ones. A few brands like Case, Ontario, Cold Steel and others are still manufactured here. And their prices reflect that fact. <\/p>\n

In the early 1980s, I think it was, I sent off for a knife catalog from Smoky Mountain Knife Works in Tennessee. Saw the advertisement in Outdoor Life. Some weeks later it arrived, a glossy tome, filled with pages and pages of colored pictures. All knives. All for sale. Some for a hundred dollars or more, a fortune for me at the time. <\/p>\n

Not that I ever would have remotely considered spending anything approaching that amount. But still, one could dream. As I did, while perusing the pages. After a few days, I made my selections. A handful of cheap Sodbuster folders with white plastic handles. Lockbacks. Only a few bucks apiece. Naively, I imagined one might sell them for a bit of a profit. So I ordered six or seven. <\/p>\n

I returned again and again to a certain page in the catalog. The picture showed a beautiful fixed blade hunter. Stag bone handles. Leather sheath. Uncle Henry by Schrade. A perfect knife, I figured, for hunting. Skinning out a deer or fox. The only drawback was the price. Around thirty dollars. I weighed the thing in my mind, set aside the catalog. Went back again the next day and the next. And finally made my decision. <\/p>\n

I had never in my life paid that kind of money for a knife before. That was real money back then, especially for a country boy chronically short of funds. But I decided to buy it. Quickly, before changing my mind, I wrote out my order, enclosed a check, and mailed it off. <\/p>\n

It seems so quaint today. To order stuff from a catalog and actually send a check in the mail. Knowing the item wouldn\u2019t arrive for weeks. But that\u2019s the way it was back then, before the internet age. Life moved at a more leisurely pace. <\/p>\n

In about a month or so, the mailman delivered a small box, addressed to me. I tore it open. Examined the cheap Sodbuster folders. Nice enough. Made in China. (I never made a dime off them.) Then I opened the second little box. And there it was. Every bit as beautiful as pictured in the catalog. A fixed blade hunter\/skinner. Full tang steel. Stag bone handles. A well stitched brown leather sheath. I hefted the knife in my hands and admired it. It was a thing of beauty and it took my breath away. <\/p>\n

It was a treasure to me, too beautiful to use. And so I didn\u2019t. Rarely, if ever, carried it in the field. Never used it to skin a single animal. Not once. It stayed securely stored in my desk in my bedroom. Once in awhile I extracted it and held it and wiped it down, kept it clean and gleaming. I showed it proudly to my friends, who emitted appropriate grunts of approval. <\/p>\n

Some tumultuous years later, I packed my bags and left Bloomfield. With a bit of cash, a few personal items and some clothes. My Uncle Henry knife was among the few things I treasured enough to take with me on that journey into the unknown.<\/p>\n

A few years later, after working through some major issues, I moved to Daviess County, IN, and began attending Vincennes University. Weekends, I worked at the Gasthof Restaurant, waiting on tables. One of the busboys there was a young fifteen year old Amish kid named Marcus Marner. Marcus and I got to be friends. He was talkative, eager to learn. He was also an outdoorsman, a hunter, a guy who actually used his knives. <\/p>\n

We talked of many things, and one night I took my prize knife to work and showed it to him. His eyes gleamed as he held it in his hands. <\/p>\n

I can’t for the life of me imagine why I said it, such a rash and reckless thing. But I did. \u201cYou wanna buy it?\u201d <\/p>\n

\u201cOh, yes,\u201d he said. \u201cHow much?\u201d<\/p>\n

I didn\u2019t need the money. I mean, I wasn\u2019t starving or anything. Maybe it was just the thrill of the deal. \u201cThirty bucks,\u201d I said. He agreed instantly. I gave him the knife. And the next weekend he brought me the money. A crumpled twenty and a two fives. <\/p>\n

The money was soon gone, frittered away on trifles and staples like gas and food. After graduating from Vincennes in 1991, I left Daviess County. Haven\u2019t lived there since. I rarely go back. Marcus soon faded from my mind. But I never forgot that knife. <\/p>\n

It\u2019s not like I really regretted selling it. It was just a knife I had bought a few years before. But still, I always remembered its heft and feel, the quality and beauty of it. My main regret was that I had allowed something so tangible from my Amish youth days to slip away like that. <\/p>\n

But I had. And that was that. I didn\u2019t see Marcus again for almost twenty years. Then in May of last year, he showed up at my niece\u2019s wedding<\/a> in Missouri. Friend of the parents. I wouldn\u2019t have recognized him. Married, with a family. He knew who I was and introduced himself. I saw glimmers of the young Marcus of years ago in the burly, bearded Amish man standing before me. <\/p>\n

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\nIra and Marcus Marner. May, 2008.<\/p>\n

After chatting a bit, I asked the inevitable question. \u201cDo you still have that knife I sold to you back at the Gasthof all those years ago?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cOh, yeah,\u201d he grinned. \u201cAnd boy, have I ever used it. I\u2019ve hunted with that knife on me in a lot of different states. Skinned out a lot of deer.\u201d <\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019d sure like to see it again sometime,\u201d I said ruefully. \u201cI never should have sold it to you. I\u2019ve always regretted that I did.\u201d<\/p>\n

And that was that. Then last month I attended my niece Mary Ann\u2019s wedding in Worthington, IN. The community where Marcus and his family lived. Upon arriving, I was startled to learn that the wedding service would be held in Marcus\u2019 shop. <\/p>\n

On the day of the wedding after the noon meal, as everyone sat around visiting, Marcus sought me out. \u201cCome on up to the house,\u201d he said. \u201cI\u2019ll show you that knife.\u201d I followed him up the hill and sat on a bench on his windswept porch as he disappeared inside. A moment later he emerged. Handed me the old knife. And I held it again for the first time in twenty years. <\/p>\n

The sheath was blackened with age and beaten by use. He had not been kidding. He had definitely used the knife. I grasped the stag bone handle protruding from the sheath and pulled it out. <\/p>\n

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\nThe knife. Schrade Uncle Henry #144<\/p>\n

Other than the blade having been honed down a bit from use, it was exactly as it was the day I sold it. Full tang handle. Heavy. Glistening. Sharp. <\/p>\n

I sat there and gently ran my fingers back and forth across the edge of the blade, testing for any nicks or imperfections. And for a brief instant I was a skinny ragged Amish youth again, a lifetime ago in another place. So much, so much had come down since then. So many miles, so many years. So many hard roads, so much left behind. I\u2019d pulled off some pretty substantial accomplishments. And endured my share of colossal failures. I had lived enough, it seemed at that moment, to fill a dozen lives.<\/p>\n

I held it in my hands, this relic from the past, and looked up at Marcus, a lump in my throat. \u201cAww, it\u2019s beautiful,\u201d I breathed. <\/p>\n

And Marcus stood there beaming, watching me. Then he spoke. \u201cThat knife is yours,\u201d he said. \u201cIt always was. It will always be. It belongs to you. Take it back with you to its rightful home.\u201d<\/p>\n

It was a grand, sweeping generous thing to say. A hugely magnanimous thing. Deeply moved, I gaped at him. The thought had never crossed my mind. That he\u2019d give it back. I had sold it to him, fair and square. It belonged to him. <\/p>\n

\u201cYou don\u2019t have to do that,\u201d I croaked. \u201cIt\u2019s your knife. It\u2019s part of your life too. Part of your youth, your past. You\u2019ve owned it for much longer than I did.\u201d<\/p>\n

He waved off my protests. And I shut up. One thing I\u2019ve learned over the years, if someone is doing something unexpected, something generous for you, shut up and accept it. So I did. I thanked him humbly and profusely. <\/p>\n

The knife now rests with all my others. Clean. Unused. Admired. Sometimes of an evening I unwrap it and return in my mind to the time I sent off for it in the mail, ordered from a catalog. Reflect on who I was, what I was, where I was, almost thirty years ago. <\/p>\n

It is a tangible part of my distant past. One of very few such things that remain from the days of my youth in Bloomfield, Iowa. Callously sold without thought for a mess of pottage, lost to me for two decades. And then returned unexpectedly, against all odds, by a classy guy who instinctively recognized what it meant to me. <\/p>\n

I treasure it for what it is, and what it represents. I always will. <\/p>\n

And it\u2019s home for good. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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