{"id":7748,"date":"2012-12-14T18:02:26","date_gmt":"2012-12-14T23:02:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.irawagler.com\/?p=7748"},"modified":"2012-12-14T18:02:26","modified_gmt":"2012-12-14T23:02:26","slug":"maid-of-the-manor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.irawagler.com\/?p=7748","title":{"rendered":"Maid of the Manor…"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Some men have a den in their home, while
\nothers just growl all over the house. <\/p>\n

—Author Unknown
\n_________________<\/p>\n

It kept pushing in on my mind back about a year ago. As I\u2019d done for the previous, oh, four years or so, I tried to push it back. Ignore the thought. But it kept lurking there, on the fringes. And I finally just gave in and accepted the fact. OK, something would have to be done. I had no idea where to turn, but somehow, something or someone had better show up. It was time to get my house cleaned. <\/p>\n

I live in an old house. Two story, brick. The upstairs is a separate apartment that has sat empty now for going on almost two years. I\u2019ve had such vile luck with tenants that when the last guy left (he was the best of the lot, quiet, and always paid the rent on time), I decided not to actively solicit another one. I\u2019d be silent and let the Lord bring somebody to me. Well, the Lord\u2019s been pretty silent, too, about the matter. So the upstairs remains empty. In the meantime, I\u2019ve gotten used to not having someone clumping about right above my head. It\u2019s peaceful, that\u2019s what it is. But that rent money sure would be nice. You can\u2019t have it both ways, is what I\u2019ve decided. And I\u2019ll keep it this way until a better way shows up. <\/p>\n

So I live downstairs, and I like my house. Sure, it\u2019s old. Built sometime during the first Great Depression, near as I can tell from the deed. When all that crap hit the fan back in 2007, people told me. \u201cWhy don\u2019t you get out of that house? It\u2019s got tons of bad vibes. Bad memories. Just bad stuff overall. Sell it, and start over in a new place.\u201d And I said no. I won\u2019t be pushed out of my home. I won\u2019t. I like it here. Maybe I was just exhausted. I don\u2019t know. Anyway, I stayed. And, in one of the most amicable, attorney-free separations in history when it came to the actual divorce proceedings, I had the place appraised in 2009. Refinanced it, and bought out Ellen\u2019s half. And now it\u2019s my home, in my name. I like it here. <\/p>\n

I\u2019m probably about like 95% of guys out there who live alone, when it comes to keeping my living space clean. I don\u2019t worry about it much. I mean, how many guys get down on their hands and knees and scrub the floor? None that I know of. And it\u2019s not like it\u2019s filthy dirty or anything, anyway. I vacuum, sweep the floors, chase down and capture all visible dust bunnies. Keep the sink halfway presentable, and so forth. Even scrub the bathroom, now and then. The place isn\u2019t dirty, it\u2019s just cluttered. <\/p>\n

And it\u2019s not like the rooms are a wreck, either. I pile stuff up right where it lands, mostly. And by stuff, I mean odds and ends of just about anything. Hiking gear. Shoes and boots. Jackets and hoodies. Ropes, backpacks, a decent assortment of knives, ammo, shooting gear, flashlights, camo duct tape, boxes of supplies, guy stuff. And the living room, where I write, it\u2019s pretty much a man cave. Sheathed fantasy swords hang from two pillars. It\u2019s comfortable, with loose stacks of books strewn haphazardly about. On the couch and on the floor and on my desk. Books of every type and flavor, plus a case or two of the one I wrote. And a couple of copies of every edition. <\/p>\n

But I know where everything is when I need it. That\u2019s the big thing, the important thing. It\u2019s pretty much a lackadaisical system, but it works for me. I\u2019ve always figured, it\u2019s my house. When it comes right down to it, who else\u2019s business is it, anyway? Yeah. No one\u2019s. <\/p>\n

But, because of the clutter, I\u2019ve been shy almost to the point of paranoia about letting just anyone walk into my home. Only a few trusted people have unlimited access. My brother Steve pops in sometimes when he\u2019s passing by anyway, to watch whatever game\u2019s on. My close friend Paul Zook, too, wanders in randomly. As does my ex-brother-in-law, Paul Yutzy, when he\u2019s passing through. None of them have ever so much as blinked an eye at the way the place looked. Which is why they\u2019re always welcome. For most others, it\u2019s simply not worth the energy of trying to make up excuses. So I don\u2019t, by not letting them in. <\/p>\n

And it\u2019s not like the offers haven\u2019t been made, to clean my house. Mostly from my Amish friends. \u201cOh, come now,\u201d the women said soothingly. \u201cIt can\u2019t be that bad. Let us come over and clean it for you. We\u2019ll be happy to do that.\u201d It\u2019s a trick, I told them. You just want to come in and snoop. And go talk about what you saw. I\u2019m on to your plot. Nope. Thanks, but nope. I\u2019m good. I\u2019ll get someone in to clean eventually. Some person that doesn\u2019t know me, and won\u2019t care how the house looks. Don\u2019t you all fret about it. And no, I\u2019m not paranoid or anything. And they looked very crestfallen, each time. In time, though, they gave up and quit nagging me. <\/p>\n

Sadly, a cleaning lady will not just show up on her own. And the years passed, and my house had not been deep-cleaned since Ellen left, back in 2007. Then, late last year, I grumbled about it all at work. To no one in particular. Just talking. Surely there has to be someone out there, some nice Amish or Plain Mennonite girl, that I could hire to clean my house. And my coworker, Dave Hurst, heard me grumbling and spoke up. His wife, Ruth, had hired a Plain Mennonite girl to help around the house. Katie was her name, Dave said. She just got married. She works really hard for ten bucks an hour. <\/p>\n

That sounded too good to be real. I nibbled at the bait. Ask your wife to ask Katie, I told Dave. I\u2019ll pay her whatever she asks. See if it could work out. And a few days later, Dave told me, beaming. Katie had agreed. She would come and clean. Three hours at a stretch. And since she was a horse and buggy Mennonite and had no transportation, Ruth would drop her off and pick her up on Tuesday. And I was excited. This was what I was talking about. Some nice girl who didn\u2019t know me from Adam. Who would just come in, do her job, and go on about her way. <\/p>\n

And so it was that a few days later, I drove home over lunch to meet Ruth and Katie at my house. She was a beautiful young lady with a lovely smile, in patterned flowery dress and plain white head covering. \u201cYes,\u201d she said. \u201cI\u2019ll scrub the kitchen floor by hand. Clean the counters and the sink and the bathroom. What all else did you have in mind?\u201d And I showed her about my small house. This and this. Dust these things, if you get time. And I told her sternly. Whatever you see here stays with you. Don\u2019t go talking about it. She smiled demurely. Of course she wouldn\u2019t. I asked her then. How much do you want? How much an hour, to clean?<\/p>\n

And she almost couldn\u2019t face me. Dave had told me she worked for $10 an hour, which is nothing. Still, she piped up bravely. \u201cWould $15 an hour be too much?\u201d It was probably more than she\u2019d ever asked for, from anyone else. I laughed. Of course it\u2019s not too much, I said. I\u2019ll gladly pay that. She smiled, relieved. I showed her where everything was, my cleaning supplies and such. And then I headed back to work. <\/p>\n

That night, after the gym, I eagerly headed home. What would it be like, a clean house? I unlocked the door and stepped in. Lemon scent overwhelmed the place. The scent of clean. I walked through the kitchen, gaping. Everything was spotless. The floor, mainly. Scrubbed thoroughly by hand. But the sink, too, the counter and the kitchen cabinets. All of it glistened with clean. Clean, clean, clean. It was a beautiful, beautiful thing. I just stood there and drank it all in. Heck, with a place like this, I could invite company if I were of a mind to. With head held high. <\/p>\n

That first day we met at the house was the only time I ever saw Katie. We talked, now and then, when she called me with a question as she was cleaning. She came every three or four weeks, right along, always on a Tuesday. I left her check on the kitchen table, for three hours’ worth of work. Once, my cell phone rang when she was cleaning. How much would I charge her for a copy of my book? One of those copies just strewn about the house? Take it, I told her. You can have it. \u201cOh, are you sure?\u201d she asked. \u201cI\u2019ll pay you for it.\u201d Nope, I said. Take it. Gotta keep the maid happy. She laughed and thanked me. <\/p>\n

And it was a beautiful thing, over the winter, right into spring. Leave a check on the kitchen table on a Tuesday morning once a month, and the house is magically clean that night. I loved walking in after she\u2019d been there, knowing I\u2019d smell that clean lemon scent. It was just a beautiful thing. <\/p>\n

And it was all too beautiful to last, of course. Sometime early last summer, Katie quit coming. She and her husband were expecting their first child. She just didn\u2019t have the time or energy to clean my house anymore. I understood, of course. But still, it was a sad day for me, when I heard that. It was the perfect setup. And now, poof, it was just gone. <\/p>\n

And I settled back in to the way it was, before Katie ever showed up. All through the summer. Sure, I swept and vacuumed, and kept the place half decent. But the clutter, which Katie had pushed back, encroached again. All through the house. Stuff just stacked and piled haphazardly here and there. I was comfortable with it, as before. Still shy, though, of letting just anyone in. And I kept thinking, this time I can\u2019t wait four years, to find another cleaner. I\u2019ve got to get someone in, sometime soon. But nothing will happen until you make it happen. <\/p>\n

The summer passed. And the fall. The kitchen floor was getting, well, in need of a good scrubbing. I grumbled at work. This time, my coworker Dave had no suggestions. A while back, he beamed and told me Katie had her baby. A little girl. Born healthy. She and her husband are doing well, moving right along. Still, she won\u2019t clean anymore, for extra money. She can\u2019t, now that the baby\u2019s here. I was glad for her, for them. Still, that doesn\u2019t do anything for my kitchen floor. <\/p>\n

And it all seemed destined for another long stretch of frustration. This time, though, I didn\u2019t sit around and wait as long. This time, I asked my Amish neighbors, the ones just down the road. Do they know of anyone who cleans houses? I had in mind they might guide me to some Amish spinster who does this sort of thing for a living. But no. They smiled. Yes, they knew of someone. A lady, just down the road from my house. An English lady, well, a Mennonite. But an English Mennonite. She cleans. Go see her. And I drove straight from my Amish friends\u2019 house to the English Mennonite lady\u2019s home. A farm. How in the world does a woman who lives on a farm have time to clean houses? I wondered.<\/p>\n

The English Mennonite lady, Anne, met me at the door. Looked at me suspiciously. Uh, I was told you clean houses, I stammered. \u201cWho told you that?\u201d She asked. The Millers, just around the corner there, I said, trying to look as lost and helpless as possible. Their kids mow my lawn. I had a Plain Mennonite lady cleaning my house earlier this year, but she quit because she just had her first baby. I\u2019m your neighbor, half a mile away. And Anne seemed open to the idea. \u201cI don\u2019t have time for any new jobs,\u201d she said. \u201cBut you are so close, I just might have to take it. I\u2019ll probably cost more than your last cleaner did, though.\u201d Yes, yes, I know that, I said. That\u2019s fine. Here\u2019s my cell number. Call me and stop by to check it out. I\u2019m totally flexible. She smiled and promised she would. <\/p>\n

She didn\u2019t call. Not that first week. Or the second. The third week, after I\u2019d given up, my cell phone rang one day. Unknown number. I answered. It was Anne. She wanted to stop by one evening and check out my house. It\u2019s great to hear from you, I said. I\u2019d almost given up. We settled on a date and time. <\/p>\n

And she came, the other Saturday evening. I showed her about the house. It\u2019s important to me that you keep my privacy, I said. What you see here stays here. She smiled and politely told me that\u2019s her policy for all her cleaning jobs. \u201cI can de-clutter your house,\u201d she said helpfully as we were winding down. Declutter. Is that even a word? Do it all you want, decluttering in the kitchen, I answered. Don\u2019t worry about the storage room, there. And don\u2019t worry about the living room. That\u2019s where I write. I don\u2019t mind clutter. I just want the place to be clean, clutter or no clutter. \u201cOK,\u201d she said. \u201cI\u2019ll text you when I can make it over. It’ll be before Christmas.\u201d <\/p>\n

A little more than a week later, on a Monday morning, I left my front door unlocked. Anne would come that morning, so I figured it was safe. On the kitchen table, I left a check. And a house key, for her to keep. And a signed copy of my book. Might as well get that out of the way, before she sees all those copies strewn about and thinks to ask how much I want for one. Gotta keep the maid happy. Preemptively, I figured. <\/p>\n

That night, when I got home and walked into the house, the blasting smell of clean greeted me. Fresh. Scented. Lemony. All was as it should be. Everything was spotless and shining. The floor was scrubbed. The kitchen sink sparkled. The bathroom gleamed. And the kitchen was about half decluttered. More of that will come, I think. Decluttering. And I\u2019m totally cool with that. I think we\u2019re good, here.
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\nAnd it\u2019s almost Christmas again. I\u2019m usually a Bah Humbug kind of guy, but this year I actually feel some strange odd little prickings inside. Must be the Christmas spirit. I never get carried away much, with gift giving and all. Expect none and give few, that\u2019s my motto. And I\u2019m pretty content with that. <\/p>\n

Every season, though, I think back fleetingly to those days in Bloomfield, the first few years we lived there. How it was, after I turned 16, and started running with the small youth group. Bloomfield was just a baby of a settlement back then, with around two dozen families, give or take a few either way. All that would change in the next few years as the community grew, but those first few years were special, well, just because they are. <\/p>\n

I remember the biting cold on a moonlit December evening after the chores were done, how sometimes we struggled through deep snow up the steep hill off to the west side of the lane between our home and Joseph\u2019s house, dragging our sleds. And how we rode them down the hill at high speed, how we howled and whooped and hollered. And got up to do it all over again. And again. I remember how still and bright and cold the land was. Silent, except for our voices. And how we walked, exhausted and exhilarated, toward the glowing windows of the warm house, where Mom was bustling in the kitchen over the hot stove, fixing supper. <\/p>\n

Those first winters in Bloomfield were bitterly, bitterly cold. And the youth, with all the exuberance that only youth can know, went caroling every Christmas around the community. The steel-rimmed buggy wheels squealing through the packed snow, we\u2019d clatter from one house to the next. Stand outside the front door in a tight little huddled group, and sing. Christmas carols. All about the community we trundled, stopping at most Amish places and even some English ones. And I remember that close feeling of belonging, the sheer joy of just being out and about with good friends. We sang and sang, our breaths steaming in the frigid air, and sang some more. Always wrapping up with We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. <\/p>\n

And sometimes we were invited into the homes for steaming hot chocolate and fresh baked cookies. We ate and drank and chattered and laughed and then walked back out into the cold and headed to the next place. Until we reached the last house, and sang there. Then took off through the cold white winter night to our warm homes and beds. <\/p>\n

It\u2019s been a long time since I\u2019ve done anything like that. And I wonder if I could sing like that again, standing outside in the bitter cold of a December night. If such a thing, such innocent joy, would even be possible. I don’t know. It\u2019s tough to recapture the essence of such things, once you let them go. That\u2019s just how it is. In the meantime, though, I can let the memories speak my heart. <\/p>\n

Merry Christmas to all my readers.<\/p>\n

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\nPostnote: A few words about the unspeakably senseless tragedy in Newtown, CT, today. I\u2019m not a parent, and in such moments as these, I\u2019m glad sometimes I\u2019m not. It\u2019s simply incomprehensible to see and absorb the aftermath of such evil. There will be intense mourning for a long, long time, for those families that lost a little child. We can only mourn with them from a distance.<\/p>\n

From my perspective, from my world view, a host of observations come to mind about cause and effect, about the desperate wickedness that lurks inside the human heart. But right now, I think, it\u2019s probably wise not to say a whole lot more. Soon enough there will be a time to speak. At this moment, I want to respect in silence those who grieve a loss I cannot fathom. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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